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This Ebay ad is offering the Venezuelan Palace fro sale in Ebay:
"The recent drop in the oil prices coupled with the billions of dollars wasted on buying Russian weapons and an immense capacity for rescuing countries in default like Argentina, have crippled the former wealthy nation of Venezuela. The president has decided to put his palace for auction in Ebay, and since I have been his most loyal friend, he instructed me to place this ad in Ebay. There are some special conditions to the buyer. First: the new owner must agree to supply food to 26 million people that do not produce any exportable goods, and piggy-back on the 200.000 that work on the oil industry. The local agriculture is not able to feed a fraction of them, basically because of confiscation, persecution and arrests of local businessmen, who are all hiding in Westonzuela, a suburb of Miami, Florida. Second, the buyer agrees to appoint a finance minister who can clear the mess of an ever expanding monetary wave that has grown 30 times bigger in the last 10 years. Third, the buyer has to mend the relationship with the US, a country that supplies 90% of the income for the country and actually the only one that has the food sought by the Venezuelan nation. If you are up to the task, you can have this palace and all its contents for one dollar. Please contact Federico Alves, 954 444 7408. This a short-sale urgently because of looming foreclosure."