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Mo's questions

October 21, 2008 | Vetting explained

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I have a few questions Mr. McCain?

 

 

1.) Why are you running for President?

 

 

2.) What's your problem?

 

 

3.)  What is it about your v.p pick that I find so repulsive?

 

 

4.) How many times a week are you boning your v.p. pick?

 

 

5.) On a related topic, what do you use to get it up to bone, aforementioned, v.p. pick,  Viagra, Levitra, et al??

 

 

6.  Do still feel the need to wear "heighteners" to measure up to much taller, and superior, contemporaries like Barrack Obama?

 

 

7.  After you lose the Nov. 4th election, how much groveling can we expect you to do in order to get back in the good graces of an all-out Democratic majority in the Senate?

 

 

8.  What the earliest we can expect you to retire altogether?

 

 

and finally,

 

 

9.  What's wrong with you?

 

 

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