Tips for the Greedy Rich

October 21, 2008 | Vetting explained

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If you are a 1/4 million+ earner and are very concerned that if Obama wins your lifestyle will be drastically altered by a tax increase, here are some tips to help ease the strain on your budget:

1. Skip Starbucks twice a week. Have your maid brew up some Folgers instead. Good to the last drop. 2. If you buy just 1 less Kiton suit this year, you'll break even. I know it's hard, but tough times don't last, tough people do! 3. Take a vacation from worry for the next 4 to 8 years. You can afford it, and the Radical Right is bound to get the ball back in your court soon.

Remember, people are too poor to make money off of now anyway. In 8 years or so their wallets will be ripe for plundering once again! Happy travels!

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