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George Bush

1600 Pennsylvania

Washington, DC 20520

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE

Law Enforcement

Arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol, plead guilty, paid a fine and had drivers license suspended for 30day's, my Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.

Military:

Joined Texas National Guard, and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test and answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas National Guard I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

College:

Graduated from Yale with a low "C" average, I was a cheerleader.

Work Experience:

Ran for Congress and lost, began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas in 1975.

I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil; the company went bankrupt after I sold my stock.

I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweet deal that took land using taxpayer money.

With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry (Including Enron CEO Ken Lay) I was elected Governor of Texas.

Accomplishments as Governor:

Changed Texas's pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.

During my tenure as Governor, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America. I also cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.

I set the record for most executions by any Governor in American history.

With the help of my brother the Governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court I became the President of the United States, after loosing by 500,000 votes.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT

I was the first president in US history to enter the office with a criminal record.

I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars a week.

I spent the U.S. surplus, and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.

I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.

I set an all time record for the most foreclosures in a 12 month period.

I set an all time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market.

In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs, and that trend in continuing today.

I am very proud to say that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history.

The "poorest millionaire" of my cabinet, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.

I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips by a U.S president.

I am the all-time U.S and world record holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.

My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history, Enron.

My political party used Enron's private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.

I have protected my friends at both Enron and Haliburton against any investigation or prosecution.

More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.

I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.

I changed U.S. policy so as to allow convicted criminals be award government contracts.

I appointed more convicted criminals to my administration than any other president in history.

I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the U.S. government.

I have broken more international treaties than any other President in U.S. history.

I am the first president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.

I refused to allow inspector's access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.

I was the first president in U.S. history to refuse United Nations election inspectors during the 2002 U.S. election.

I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any president since the advent of television.

I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period. After taking off almost the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.

I garnered the most sympathy ever for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks, and less than a year later I made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, by far the largest diplomatic failure in U.S. history.

I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues

(15 million people), the record for protest against any single person in the history of mankind.

I am the first president in history to order an un-provoked, preemptive attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations, the vast majority of U.S. citizens and the world community.

I have cut health care benefits for war veterans, and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families during wartime.

In my State of the Union address I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.

I am the first president in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

I am supporting the development of a nuclear, "Tactical Bunker Buster", a weapon of mass destruction.

I have so far failed to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice!

RECORDS AND REFERENCES

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.

All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice President attended regarding public energy policy are sealed and unavailable for public view, and it is specified that the sealed documents remain unavailable for 50 years.