Jesus in Guitar
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ELECA GUITAR The Jesus photo guitar. Black guitar in the shape of the popular Gibson Les Paul body, but with strange miracle photo 
*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vassula_RydenHere is a photo of that Vassula Ryden lady who shows my guitar Jesus in her tree. She also says on her web site that she was born in 1942. If that is true, she's 67. I think that Jesus is appearing on her shoulders, cause' no 67 year old woman looks like Peggy Lipton on the Mod Squad when she was 19. I think my guitar photo is a quack, and I think this lady is a quack. Just buy the guitar because it's cool and it's cheap, I doubt that Jesus will ever appear on it again. I would have rather had Alfalfa from the Little Rascals on it. He's funny, but could'nt walk on water nor read everyone elses cards at poker like Jesus could. Come to think of it, I like my Jesus guitar, maybe it will let me play like Hendrix. 
!http://www.caramedia.com/guitars/ebay/pic 3.jpg!The edges of this guitar are kind of nicked up. I'd say the finish was a 5 for all the touchups, but overall the guitar is shiny and clean. © 2008.
To the Professors, Doctors and Theologians, as well as the best of my colleagues whom I have restrained from contacting, I really need your help. Please advise.
I believe the Lord has sent me a message.
I can't believe that I've been chosen. This is a global media event..
This will be on ebay within the next week for nothing but my chance to capitalize on it, but I must alert all of the media for this will certainly be an event to coincide with Thanksgiving. I've made light of this to work with my character, but it's the real deal. How do I handle it? I want to keep my identity private.
-Jim Cara
ELECA GUITAR The Jesus photo guitar. Black guitar in the shape of the popular Gibson Les Paul body, but with strange miracle photo The Jesus photo guitar? The history of this guitar. When we took photos of this guitar, it was in the same light, and on the same background. There were no posters or pictures in the room, and nobody who works here has a beard . If you look at the left photo, you will see reflections, of light that looks like a man with a beard, and long hair. We are not really what you would say Christians, but when I looked at this photo, I tried to recreate it many times, but could not duplicate the same results. I began searching for photos of Jesus / God, etc on the web, and came across one that looked as if it could be this. After some research, I found This picture of the face of Jesus of Nazareth appeared miraculously when photographs were taken of the return of a chalice to the tabernacle of a Spanish church which had been pillaged during the Spanish civil war (1936-39). http://www.davidtlig.org.uk/jesus.html They talk about it here also. http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Rhodes/3946/santocaliz/pray2.htm About the Guitar Made by Eleca Solid Mahogany Body Solid Mahogany Set Neck Rosewood Fingerboard • Vintage Style Tuners * Double Humbucker Pick-ups (screws slightly rusted)* * Chrome/Black Hardware* Grover Tuners New strings, controls cleaned 2 Major indentures on either sides of guitar (see photos) not very noticeable from front but this guitar has been really touched up around the edges. Still a great sounding guitar. If you are looking for that "Les Paul" look without the high price, then this is the guitar for you!!
Somebody pointed me to a VASSULA RYDEN who may have been able to help, so I looked her up and found this, She is a self-proclaimed prophet who has documents that on Sept 11 1991 Jesus told her about the Twin Towers, and that she talks to god on a regular basis. On her site, they show the *same face I have in the photo appearing on some tree in Canada. Now, this looks like a tree, I'm sorry. *
!http://www.caramedia.com/guitars/ebay/edmonton_miracle2_annotated.JPG! My Jesus is better than her Jesus! http://www.tlig.org/en/spirituality/miracles/edmonton-miracle2006/
*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vassula_Ryden !http://www.caramedia.com/guitars/ebay/pic 3.jpg!The edges of this guitar are kind of nicked up. I'd say the finish was a 5 for all the touchups, but overall the guitar is shiny and clean. © 2008. - Tags:
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