Hey CEOs of the big-3 automakers! You flew private jets to Washington D.C. to beg for $25 billion of our money to keep your company afloat. That's ridiculous and we're not going to stand for it! However, we understand you have to get from point A to point B, and don't have time for the bus. So here's our proposition: Sell your private jets by noon on Thanksgiving, and we'll pay for COACH round trip tickets back to Capitol Hill. We're serious. We want you to figure out a way to save your company. There are a lot of Ohio jobs on the line. Have your people email us for the details through our
webpage. Have a good day, and good luck! America will be very different if you fail.
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