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Turkey Murder; When Will the Madness End?
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Turkey Murder; When Will the Madness End?

The Media is at it again. But this time it back fired.

In order to create sensationalism, the news team covering Sarah Palin's pardoning a lucky tom turkey from being served for Thanksgiving, set up an over the shoulder camera view of turkeys undergoing first stage of preparation for your dinner table... bleeding them.

Falling all over themselves in a mad scramble to get their Troll Bites in on Sarah Palin, Socialist Media Outlets jumped on it and streamed the video to viewers.

The horrors! Turkey flesh eating begets turkey murder!

Their stalking of Sarah Palin instead resulted in their freaking out Turkey Consumers and giving a voice to such groups as PETA who love to pick up on animal slaughter activities.

An imagined PETA response to the Media fowl up which was an intended attack on Sarah Palin and instead gave opportunities which targets turkey consumers instead:

Enjoy eating the dead flesh of your turkey on Thanksgiving... it was murdered in the name of your flesh feasting pleasuring.

Please give it's bones a proper burial complete with granite head stone.

Perhaps a suggestion for inclusion on it's head stone:

Here Lies The Bones of a Nameless Murdered Turkey
We Ate The Rest Of It.

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