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Hillary's First Stop

December 1, 2008 | dallas, Texas | Vetting explained

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Hillary: "People of the bush, I too feel your pain."

 

Bill: "And I feel the bush people"

 

 

... in her super-humanitarian effort to mend global goodwill toward the US - remember the previous operation dubbed "Noble Loving Cause", the one that her loving hubby Bill lovingly nurtured, yet Bushitler ultimately destroyed for oil - is a trip to Kenya, where she and her helpmeet and soulmate will thank the natives for Barack Obama.

 

 

Oh. And promise to make amends for slavery.

 

 

Cuz, see, now it can finally be known that even the most dysfunctional, white, vapid, hillbilly yuppies have suffered from unspeakable Yankee oppression far too long.

 

 

 

 

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