NOBLE SHOE JIHAD FOILED BY CO2!

January 2, 2009 | miami, Florida | Vetting explained

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Thousands of freedom sneakers trained in Cuba and northbound en route to Washington to throw themselves at outgoing dictator George Bushitler were intercepted near Miami by Zionists using US-made weapons of mass destruction - i.e. "bulldozers" - bound for Israel. Said a CIA spook: "Fortunately for our Master, these shoes were vegan-fungophile, that is, handcrafted from 100% biodegradable materials as not to harm the ozone, but they apparently succumbed to the elevated heat and humidity we've been generating via global warming to open the poles for oil drilling. Death to 'em, the Commie shoes. How do we know Fidel is behind this? Well, duh, they're exclusively left-footed shoes." Moaned Hugo Chavez: "Them damn gringos lie about everything! Their sneakers aren't even 'sneaky' as advertised! Viva Che!! Viva Fidelio!!! Viva the Revultion!!" Need proof of a vast Commie conspiracy? Lookie who's barefoot - and proud of it: http://www.kremlin.ru/dyn_images/img102287.jpg</url> YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH MY NAKED FEET ??

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gaza,
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