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Uncle Buck

January 28, 2009 | Vetting explained

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*Miles*: Where do you live? *Buck*: In the city. *Miles*: You have a house? *Buck*: Apartment. *Miles*: Own or rent? *Buck*: Rent. *Miles*: What do you do for a living? *Buck*: Lots of things. *Miles*: Where's your office? *Buck*: I don't have one. *Miles*: How come? *Buck*: I don't need one. *Miles*: Where's your wife? *Buck*: Don't have one. *Miles*: How come? *Buck*: It's a long story. *Miles*: You have kids? *Buck*: No I don't. *Miles*: How come? *Buck*: It's an even longer story. *Miles*: Are you my Dad's brother? *Buck*: What's your record for consecutive questions asked? *Miles*: 38. *Buck*: I'm your Dad's brother alright. *Miles*: You have much more hair in your nose than my Dad. *Buck*: How nice of you to notice. *Miles*: I'm a kid - that's my job. I particularly love John Hughes movies from the late 80s... they always bring me back to when I was a little kid

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