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TOP TEN SUGGESTIONS FOR EMPLOYMENT FOR EX-GOVERNOR ROD BLAGOJEVICH ....By The Urban Carrie Bradshaw

February 8, 2009 | Charlotte, North Carolina | Vetting explained

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TOP TEN SUGGESTIONS FOR EMPLOYMENT FOR EX-GOVERNOR ROD BLAGOJEVICH

 

10. Host for a new Reality TV show called “Who Wants To Make ME A  Millionaire"

 

9. Hair consultant to Donald Trump

 

8.  Used car salesman

 

7. Bullshit artist –for-hire

 

6. Prison inmate #14367-243 potato peeler and towel boy

 

5. Fox Channel mid-season replacement on new show titled “Hannity,Colmes,and Blagojevich"

 

4. Dress up as court jester for  US Senate’s annual “Cocktails and Impeachment Hearings” Luncheon

 

3. Now listed  as the number 2#  Richard Nixon impersonator in the Midwest.

 

2. Theater House Usher…( hired for his ability to save seats)

 

....and the number 1#  suggestion for new employment for Ex-Governor Rod  Blagojevich...

Personal Butt Kisser to President Obama for the next 8 years,... BEEYOTCH!!!

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