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CopperDome: Sunscreen for the Scalp

March 4, 2009 | Vetting explained

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FDS Enterprises is proud to introduce a new sunscreen product specifically designed for bald heads: CopperDome. Traditional sunscreens are not intended for the sensitive scalp under a bad combover, and their use on chromedomes can lead to pain, burning, chafing and vaginal itching (don’t ask). Equipped with CPF (Cueball Protection Factor) 100, CopperDome is guaranteed to keep your hairless head from turning all red.

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