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Guarenteed to fix the econemy, but will they do it?

April 1, 2009 | No city, just a idea. | Vetting explained

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         There's no movie or clip just an idea that I've written out, keep on reading and leave your comments on my idea.

 

     I was hoping that Obama would do this, I don't know if he is or not, but it would guarantee a fix on the economy.

 

     What do we do? You may ask. It's really quite simple, fake the statistics, have a secret stimulus package that the public doesn't know about, pay every company a couple billion dollars without the public noticing and give them orders to expand, hire, and put help wanted signs everywhere and even hire back old employees. But you must keep it quite, if the public finds out they’ll go crazy like they are now and say "You can't keep on injecting money into a problem because of money in the first place!" You may even have to threaten them, make them vow not to make a peep. After companies start hiring again with the money they "magically" got, people will start spending more because they'll have money! Make fake statistics saying the economy has dramatically improved, Better yet, if he discussed something similar to this with the G20, every countries government can start claiming it's getting better, but the statistics in the news, etc,...

 

What the public doesn't know won't hurt them. In fact it will fix them!

 

     It may be a good idea to get the press involved but, they may call "wolf" on the whole operation, but if they can it'll help with ideas, but I wouldn't tell the press, instead, while this is all going on with the money behind the publics back to companies, which in-turn will start hiring again, come up with a idea to distract the press, like a new "fake" stimulus package, and you'll "claim" that it's working. People will believe it and start buying, hiring and living their lives again.

 

     You can't keep this on forever though, once companies can start surviving on their own again, cut of the financial aid, and don't ask for the money back soon or maybe they can pay 0.5% of it back each month, etc...,

 

     As I said this can't be hidden for ever, so once the economy FINALLY really improves make a emergency press conference and let the public know that the last few (weeks/months/days) have been fake statistics, and unveil the real statistics which will be rapidly improved.

 

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     And that's my idea, you may not agree with it, just keep in mind that it was written by a 12 year-old, I'm also Canadian, but U.S. affects us the same as Canada does.

 

     I am also sorry for being a month underage of writting on this site and please forgive me.

 

It may be far fetched but it would work, just would take some planning and the worlds cooperation.

 

Image used is from: http://frecklescassie.wordpress.com/2008/01/

 

Written by,

                    Nikolas William Dolmat

 

  

 

     Although there is no copy right or anything to this idea, and writting please give me credit if you use it on another site or any type of media, Thank-you. =D

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