Guys - take my online dating test (or "why guys don't dig me")

June 11, 2009 | Vetting explained

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10 – Do you have any tats you’d be ashamed to show your mother?

9 – Are you barred from any stores, stadiums, or restaurants?

8 – Do you wear a nametag or a paper hat at work?

7 – Who was the last person to file a restraining order or a criminal complaint against you?

6 – Do you believe jews have too much power, and are ruining america?

5 – How long has the left fender of your car been painted only in grey primer?

4 – Name three things (other than beer or ice cream) that you regularly eat and ARENT fried

3 – How much of your take home pay goes to the casino, track, or lottery tickets?

2 – How many kids, by how many mommies?

1 – Are most women bitches who don’t know when to shut up?

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