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Adam "Cayle" Funck

June 4, 2008 | Eatonton, Georgia | Vetting explained

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Adam "Cayle" Funck

"Don't let my wheels fool ya!" - Adam Cayle Funck

I've been in a wheelchair for 7 years, (due to a SEVERE SMELTING ACCIDENT.) lol

Nah, I was riding in the back of a truck & was thrown head 1st into the toolbox,(about 60 mph). I had a Traumatic Brain Injury. I was in the hospital about a year. I had to re-learn basically everything, as far as my physical & occupational skills. (swallowing, speech, movement of my arm & leg. I was right handed before my accident, & now my right arm is paralyzed. Now I have to do everything with my left hand. (Including writing)

I've come a long way since then! I'm completely independent now, although I'm still in a wheelchair. I drive all over the state of Ga. I am 6 foot 2 inches tall.

Although I'm in a wheelchair, I can stand-up, Transfer anywhere & Drive. I can stand for long periods of time. I stand to complete task, like sex, whizzing, etc. I bought a Chrystler Town & Country Mini-van, equipt with EVERYTHING. (Including a BOMB-ASS-BOOM-System). My van is the ONLY mini-thing I have. Moohoohoo, ahahah I'm VERY SPIRITUAL & close with my Angels, Jesus, & God. With them & the instruction manuel, you have everything you need! Not everything you want. There's a difference! Think about it? All in all, I'm jussa GOOD'OL COUNTRY GUY!

Oh... & the different flags of Nascar DETERMINE what is currently happening  in the race. They notify the drivers, what is going on at the moment.

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE,

Pick me! I want to meet you SOOO BAD!

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