FRENCH FASHION
June 6, 2008 | France | Vetting explained
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French Fashion
(note: In the French Language a baguette is a French Loaf
but also means a magic Wand )
I’ve lived in France
For some time now
I’ve changed my dress
But now know how
A French bread stick is all you need
To emulate this tres chic breed.
They seek it here
They seek it there
In fact they seek it everywhere
Me Too
For I feel quite undressed
Without one clutched beneath my vest
Old ladies clutching three or four
Would take a week to consume more
On mobilette or Citroen Brake
It represents far more than cake
But my conclusion’s rather rude
Since none disport in total nude
I think it is a phallic symbol
That represents the Gallic Gimbol
But sadly it goes off quite fast
Does that mean Frenchmen never last ?
I could be wrong
For it goes hard
You’ll have to ask
A real French Bard !
OZ
Andorra
5 th June 2008 Funeral of YSL
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