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Health Care Reform or Con-form

October 18, 2009 | Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania | Vetting explained

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There is danger from all men. The only maxim of a free government ought to be to trust no man living with power to endanger the public liberty. - John Adams

 

 

 

HMO (HAND THE MONEY OVER) CARD

"Profits Are Our Main Concern"

WE FEEL YOUR PAIN

 

The holder of this card understands and agrees in order to save costs and maintain high HMO profits, holder may have to forgo diagnostic procedures or treatments deemed "medically necessary" by the HMO company. Holder has been advised and agrees this may include forfeiting their life for the greater good of the group. Remember our name is our motto: When Quality Counts, Think of Us. We Feel Your Pain!

P.S. I hereby declare that I am not sick, never was sick, and never will get sick.

Unruh Publication

 

Back of card content: with a skull and bones Kevorkian seal of approval-photo

 

The Vision: To make all patients mere creatures of the state, and doctors slaves of the state.

CITIZEN IDENTITY CARD

"In Big Brother We Trust"

OFFICIAL U.S. GOVERNMENT HEALTH CARE RATIONING CARD

*No card, no health care.                                           *Will eventually replace cash

*All medical records become public property                *Instant IRS access to you bank accounts.

*IRS will match income and spending habits                 *Will eventually replace driver's license.

*A voice, fingerprint & photo ID                                  *Instant gun registration.

 

We promise the sun and the moon.

Remember, "Deception" is our middle name. Our slogan:

"There's always free cheese in a mousetrap."

"Along with shekels come shackles."

"Compassionate tyranny at its best."

The Bureaucratic Professional Monopoly Inc.

Unruh Publication

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