Subject: Geography of Woman & Man

October 28, 2009 | Burton, Michigan | Vetting explained

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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half
> wild,
> fertile and naturally beautiful!
>
> Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe .
> Well developed and open to trade, especially
> for someone of real value.
> Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and
> convinced of her own beauty.
>
> Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a
> warm and desirable place to visit.
>
> Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past.

> Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

> Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada ,
self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet .. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.....
An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

>Between the ages of 1 and 80, a man is like Iran , ruled by nuts.

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