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Is Sex All Single Men Think About?
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Sex, Sex, Sex

It sells, it's hot, it's taboo, it's natural, necessary and my mom told me it's the oldest profession known to mankind! But the question still remains.

Q: Is Sex All Single Men Think About?
A: NO!
Well, not always. There has to be occasional moments to eat, drink, sleep and use the restroom.
We men have been getting a bad rap ever since Eve made the deal with Adam that if he took a big bite out of her apple she'd play with his snake forever once they exit stage left the Garden of Eden. We dropped our jaws and our brontosaurus burgers the first time we saw Wilma Flintstone wearing that skimpy little tight white dress and sporting that fresh pearl necklace. But don't blame us. We just couldn't help ourselves.
We Men are sick and tired of the accusations of being non-committal (NC) or commitment phobic if given the opportunity to jump from Megan Fox to Jessica Alba and then back to Halle Berry. This idea is not only preposterous, but downright unfair. We get sensitive and I'm not scared to admit, a bit teary eyed every time you woman bring up the subject.
So lighten up girls and give us guys more credit. Deep down all we truly want is a girlfriend with "wife potential" to channel our manly qualities like being a good husband and father, and building a good life with a woman who's role in today society is constantly being re-introduced and morphing from Wonder Woman to Scarlett O'Hara and back faster than we can say, "Pass the Pamela Anderson."
Oh well. At least we're consistent.
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