Fortunetaly, or unfortunately these are and were never my names.
While I was in bootcamp, there was a recruit, whose last name was
Guzzler, and when you get in the Navy, you are always referred to
by your rank then your name, so he was Seaman Guzzler. Poor guy. I
swear this was true, he wasn't in my division, but he did his time
cranking in the galley.
Now I know thats just a last name, so I wanted to save this
name for last cause it's the greatest. I also met this guy while I
was in the Navy. His last name was Salter. Not such a horribly big
deal right? until you found out his first name, Richard. Yes some
sick people Named thier son Richard, with the last name of Salter.
Richard Salter, doesn't sound too bad until you hear referances to
Richard Nixon, or "Tricky Dick" as they called him. Dick is short
for Richard, and so we called him Dick Salter. Not too too bad
right? I mean embarrassing yes, but not horrible, until you got to
his middle name. Anthony. Now Richard Anthony Salter, sounds very
decent, until you give it to submariners, then it becomes Dick
Salter, or Richard A. Salter. whoa, whold on a second, Richard A
Salter? hmmmm, now we talked about the variations of hims first
name, so we called him Dick A. Salter, but in introduction, his
full name was Starcrunch! the Dick A. Salter!
he loved those lil debbie cookie cake things. Poor guy.
He'll never live that name down. But he did get married to Angel. .
. . .but that's a differant story all together.
In response to assignment:
Do you have a unique name?