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Ron Feuer

September 5, 2008 | Vetting explained

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Republicans from outer space. These Republicans as they call themselves are really aliens from outer space. John Carpenter in his 1987 movie "They Live" portrayed them as aliens from another world who could only be seen when Roddy Piper and Keith David (both actors) put on special sunglasses. Then the goons would become visible. They infiltrate our daily lives and really are beings cut from another thread. Many today have converted from conventional religions such as Baptists or Methodists to Evangelicals. Their message is very hollow in concept, yet they flourish among real people daily. John McSame is one such alien, who has managed to get a rather pretty looking young alien as his partner in crime, to beam her messages of an unreal world where rich folks that usually specialize in playing golf and other mundane "lazyman's" sports are in vogue. Anyway, Obama will beat out these idiotic aliens in the next election. All of the aliens suffered from electile dysfunction in both 2000 and 2008, when they elected the major alien cheerleader to be their messenger of ilk. Well, their time is limited over the next four months, so they better enjoy it now. On Inauguration Day, Jan 21, 2009, we get rid of the aliens for at least four more years!  Thank God!

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