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Sir Isaac Newton’s Three Universal Political Laws
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Many people are probably not familiar with Sir Isaac Newtons three Universal political laws written hundreds of years ago. Newton's first Political Law is put into motion when a hypocrite claims to have a desire to help people. This desire is conveyed from stage to stage in front of growing crowds with promises to fulfill any social desire. Polls, surveys and embellishments are used to determine what is to be said to the different audiences. Well chosen words will create momentum. Newton calls this, "The law of political inertia". If enough momentum is created, the second law, "The Law of resultant force" means that the politician has generated the energy needed to secure new status in society. With this newly secured prominence there is no longer a need to expend further energy on any of the promises used to create momentum. By avoiding promises all momentum is stopped and energy is redirected to one's own personal interests and obligations. This fulfills Newton's third law, "The Law of Reciprocal Political Reactions", whereby every action has an opposite reaction. Those that once heard the momentum gaining promises will grow to despise the once loved politician. Disenchantment sets in and a new face will appear to inspire the fools on the rebound. These are Newton's three Political Laws of energy that will be repeated in a never ending cycle until the end of time. Sir Isaac was a Genius.
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