I Love You, Tina Fey!
September 24, 2008 | Vetting explained
Yes, it's true, the Cueball has a major crush on Tina Fey. Will you marry me, Tina? I've written this special poem for you, for us really:
T is for the tumescence that you bring me
I is for the inflow of arterial blood
N is for the naughty thoughts I'm thinking
A is for alopecia, the medical term for hair loss or baldness, which tends to be involuntary and unwelcome, this including androgenic alopecia, the condition from which I suffer but will hopefully not make you find me undesirable
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